Barack Drops The Bomb.

Now.
The world, or more accurately Americans, have once again applauded the President of the United States of America for making a remedial and painstakingly obvious decision, that any reasonable and Eco-conscious human being would make, far too late for it to make the SLIGHTEST BIT OF DIFFERENCE. Obama, Barrack ordered the dismantling of the US's largest nuclear bob-omb, the B53, nearly fifteen years after the last of the devastating Cold War megaton bombs were retired in 1997. It's a relic, a gigantic world ending antique, what were they doing with the thing? Sending Youtube videos of it dress in boxing shorts to the Commies...       

"In the red, white and blue corner, weighing in at 10,000 lbs The Apocolyptonater"  

"The last of the nation's biggest nuclear bombs, a Cold War relic 600 times more powerful than the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima, has been dismantled in what one energy official called a milestone in President Barack Obama's mission to rid the world of nuclear weapons.
Workers in Texas separated the roughly 300lb (136kg) of high explosives inside from the special nuclear material – uranium – known as the pit."


So that's one down... fuckknows how many more to go. But its a start. I guess.